NOT
C:\>whoami
> Initializing identity...
> WARNING: engineer.exe not found
> Fallback loaded: self_taught_dev.dll
C:\>cat about.txt
> 20+ years shipping software
> Powered by: coffee, Stack Overflow, and lately AI
C:\>_
I AM
NOT AN
ENGINEER
NOT AN
ENGINEER
dotnet build ✓ ·
ng serve ✓ ·
git push ✓ ·
I AM NOT AN ENGINEER ◆
No degree ◆ ·
Still ships ✓ ·
IANAE ◆
dotnet build ✓ ·
ng serve ✓ ·
git push ✓ ·
I AM NOT AN ENGINEER ◆
No degree ◆ ·
Still ships ✓ ·
IANAE ◆
$
"name": // redacted
"title":
"experience": "20+ years"
"degree": "null"
"bugs_fixed": 9999+
"bugs_caused": // see above
"location": "Italy"
"stack": [".NET","C#","Angular","SQL","CSS"]
$
$
// backend
C#
// runtime
.NET
// frontend
Angular
// data
SQL
// styling
CSS
// HTTP 418
AI
